lizards on toast :: quotes for 2008-08-28 (random)

“I don’t own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say ‘Mitch,’ and I say ‘what?’ and turn my head slightly.”
  – Mitch Hedberg

“Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.”

   -Christopher Hampton