- @stevowitz Whatever. If it’s /your/ dog, it only counts as masturbation. #
- @commanderklank What.. the.. fuck.. ? #
- @stevowitz Pictures? Because noone will believe you. dc= #
- @commanderklank Ah. That makes a lot more sense now. #
- @commanderklank Thanks. Enjoying Labor Day? #
- @stevowitz Cat says that there’s still no proof that you hit that. I believe you, though.. really. #
- @stevowitz That’s why they invented video cameras. Just saying. #
- @stevowitz Eww, myspace. #
- @cannonsky Now, that’s not very nice. Your mum /does/ rock. #
- @cannonsky what? I never! You insult me, Madam. #