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musings from 20081224 through 20100307

20100307 0104

.  So when I rebuilt my wordpress installation a few days ago, I had to reinstall Twitter Tools, the Twitter plug-in I use here. For some reason, it decided that every tweet I’ve sent since December 2008 is “new” and threw them all into a digest post. I’m leaving this, as it means I can purge the ridiculous one-line posts from the last couple years.

.  Here’s every non-reply tweet that I’ve sent since December 2008:

  • “Well, it sounds like her.. But then it really could be any chick with an asymetrical haircut and a decent voice” – Cat #
  • Merry Christmas! #
  • Cat points out that I actually work tomorrow. I meant that I’m off at six and don’t work Sunday. #
  • “I really enjoy flinging the cow, even if I do suck at it” – Cat #
  • “I’m too pretty to die; leave me alone!” – some guy #
  • UT3 is different then I remember, but in a lot of good ways. #
  • That’s getting old. Stupid xbox. #
  • Newest tip from Kyle about chicks: Watching a guy play Prince of Persia gets them really wet. Apparently. #
  • So “Frost / Nixon” was way more interesting than I thought it was going to be. #
  • Just spent three and a half hours replacing the bike’s electrical harness. She lives! Mwaha. Ha. #
  • So it won’t hit for another twenty minutes or so for most of you following me; Happy New Year! #
  • The bike’s all the way back together and purring beautifully. :] #
  • Just saw a guy in a Prius delivering newspapers. #
  • So.. Shredded a tire on an on-ramp. Then broke a socket taking a bolt off. Only one I have with me that size. #
  • And, the socket adapter for my breaker bar just twisted off, at like 30lbs. Ridiculous. Now I have to wait for Sears to open. #
  • How my day was. audi pics #
  • Nope. #
  • Just saw my name on the gains roster for Cali. Report date of 10 July. #
  • Winds up to 65. Just got missed by a trashcan doing atleast 40. I was at a stop sign. #
  • Watching my soldiers fail a PT test on purpose. Sometimes I hate my job. #
  • Okay. #
  • Really, snow? #
  • Discovered bad stick of ram.. Only cost me 5 hours troubleshooting lockups last week in a different box. #
  • And.. lost wan0 interface? Why does a card die only when I need it? #
  • And then the entire motherboard goes. W..T..F.. Not having a good day, here. #
  • Got the Mishief box set yesterday. Watching the new Joyride DVD #
  • Just saw the only other nogaro s4 in this part of Maryland #
  • Playing golf for the first time after 24-hour staff duty. #
  • Just passed a ferrari 360 modena on the interstate. #
  • Also, twitter is taking forever to update from sms lately.. Atleast from t-mobile. #
  • Wtf. I just managed to pour half a mug of coffee on my xbox whilst changing discs. Seriously? #
  • It’s really nice out; kinda wish my bike wasn’t dead. #
  • Maybe a bit later (not at home) #
  • I really hope whoever’s behind the SciFi channel’s new name gets fired. It’s offensive to more than just Polish people, in principle atleast #
  • Just installed the Adobe Air runtime on Darwin, and testing out Tweet Deck. So far, I really like it. #
  • And once again twitter updates lag via tmobile sms. Lame. #
  • #nin New tracks up at http://www.ninja2009.com/ #
  • Colbert is rapping. Seriously. #
  • This just in: Second shooter in JFK assassination rumored to be the Man in the Yellow Hat. #colbert #
  • “When life gives you lemons.. just say.. ‘Fuck the lemons,’ and bail.” #
  • Hmm. It seems Dog has herded several balloons into the guest bathroom. Everytime I go in there, there’s atleast one more balloon. #
  • Now have blackberry working as a tethered modem in ubuntu. Awesome. #
  • Anyone watch Kings yet? #
  • Robots, monkeys, and unicorns! http://tinyurl.com/cj5qea #
  • Also check this out: Watchmen / Wall-E mash-up http://tinyurl.com/cs7ysq #
  • RT @stevowitz: computer animated rabbit snipers in iraq. not kidding: http://tinyurl.com/cbmo89 #
  • I can’t shake the feeling that I put deodorant on my left armpit twice.. neglecting the right. Does anyone else ever do this? #
  • Finally getting around to editing photos. #
  • Is it really neccesary for the mozilla plugins’ updates to spec at ~3Kbps? #
  • Reading Augusten Burroughs always makes me really.. thirsty. #
  • ‘My computer’s an idiot savant. It just hasn’t figured out a specialty yet. It usually manages to tell correct time, though.’ -@cannonsky #
  • RT @trent_reznor: I’m doing Digg Dialog: http://bit.ly/XAIf #NIN #
  • Re-learning the hard way about reusing shell snippets without double checking pesky rm -rf lines. ~Five hours left for data recovery. #
  • Watching md5 hash compares run on 12 gigs of jpegs. #
  • Watching @kevinrose interview @trent_reznor Awesome so far. #nin #
  • I love Iron and Wine – Upward Over the Mountain.. but this is the fourth time it’s played this hour. #
  • Car alarm at 1am. Awesome. #
  • As much as she cared about sleeping yesterday, as some inverse storyline, Cat’s dragging me (sleepless) to PA for relative-induced torture. #
  • KoRn / Coldplay mashup. http://bit.ly/oaI5 #
  • Still experiencing massive slow-downs after godaddy migrated my hosted domains to a different server; ridiculous. Recommend hosting, anyone? #
  • RT @jephjacques: so if Navy SEALS are fighting pirates now, does that mean they are the new ninjas? #
  • Shiny dev g1! Of course, forgot to dump my contacts to my sim card first. Oops. #
  • It could be a little warmer still. #
  • Still can’t sleep for some reason. #
  • Check this out: http://short.to/544h #
  • The most recent Family Guy episode is in the runnings for best show ever. Or at least my personal favorites. #
  • Typical conversation for Cat and I: http://tinyurl.com/casp5j #
  • Watching a new android dev build flash to my phone. #
  • It was cold yesterday.. now its 91. What? #
  • Just tried Djarum Supers. Pretty smooth. #
  • RT @kevinrose i’m all for renaming swine flu to ‘bacon flu’. bacon flu sounds far less scary and slightly tasty #
  • Matt and Kara had their baby! Elisha Joel Arthaud 19.5 inches, 8 lbs 9 oz. #
  • Words you don’t want to hear on the transportation office’s voicemail: “This is Michelle … I will be out of the office until August”. WTF. #
  • Watching papagolash’s webcam interview with Reznor. Picked a good night to be in irc.nin.com #
  • All packed. It’s going to be a really long night. #
  • Through security in Baltimore. Took a lot less time than last time I flew out of here. #
  • Just saw a guy in his late thirties with shoes that velcro closed. Really, middle-aged guy? Velcro shoes? That’s what my three y/o wears. #
  • On the ground in Chicago. I have a feeling that this is the last place I’ll have 3g service for the next week or so. #
  • Just boarded a slightly roomier plane for a much shorter flight.. figures. #
  • Just landed in Kansas City. #
  • Tooling around with Brett in KC #
  • Sitting outside waiting for Brett to get his ears lowered. #
  • Finally done with rehearsal stuff. #
  • Hanging out and playing with the midgets. #
  • Parent’s house just lost power. #
  • Somehow convinced Caleb that it was bedtime. #
  • Caleb, for the minute or so he was getting changed, runs through the room naked: “oops, I peed on the floor!” #
  • Kids are off on their way home. #
  • Heading to the airport. #
  • Through security and waiting to board in Kansas City #
  • On the plane for the first hop: KC to Charlotte. #
  • Just landed in Charlotte #
  • Just boarded the last flight of the trip. Charlotte to BWI. #
  • Landed in Baltimore. I slept the entire flight, which was awesome. #
  • Loaded up for the range. Kevlar: check. M16A2 (Jessica): check. LBE and tactical gear: check. Rain and 20mph winds: check. Awesome. #
  • Finally home and showered; all plastic cutouts successfully killed or maimed. #
  • Watching the MPs go through the barracks with drug dogs. #
  • Waiting to watch Fitz’s last dyno pull before the tune’s done. #
  • Lined up for the pentagon motorcycle rally. #
  • In D.C. with about 70,000 bikers.. 1,000 with our group. #
  • Last day working the ops floor at Detrick. #
  • Edge Racing filed for chapter 11? That’s unfortunate, not to mention inconvenient.. for me, at least. #
  • Ridiculous thunderstorm going on outside. Jack seems nonplussed. #
  • On the way to see NIN in Pittsburgh. Also, just passed a semi with radioactive/fissionable hazmat placards. #nin #
  • Trent’s done. Didn’t expect them to open. #
  • Watching Jack play with and try to eat an icecube. #
  • RT @J_Bravo “Woman Who Missed Air France Flight Dies In Car Crash” http://tinyurl.com/lyeq5v (via NPRnews). Grim Reaper doesn’t forget #
  • Watching the movers put everything in boxes #
  • The semi driver’s a pretty big NIN fan. Spent about 30 minutes talking about Trent. #
  • Great day so far: Signed out at Detrick, spent a good hour on the bike. Now eating curry and watching moto gp. #
  • Pennsylvania! #
  • Wv nubbin #
  • Ohio! #
  • Just crossed into Illinois. Rain stopped finally. #
  • Fuel stop in Jacksonville, Illinois #
  • Hannibal, Missouri. #
  • Chillicothe, MO #
  • 9am. Caleb is already missing a sock. #
  • Leaving Chillicothe. #
  • And.. lost the car cover off the audi. That didn’t take long. #
  • Sherrif’s car goes by, we’re on the side of the highway in lawn-chairs eating pie. #
  • Just watched Sunshine Cleaners. On the whole, enjoyable. #
  • Oklahoma! #
  • Texas! #
  • Stopped for the night in Amarillo, TX #
  • On the road again, leaving Amarillo. #
  • Entering New Mexico #
  • Short stop at a Flying J off mile 333 in New Mexico. #
  • RT @J_Bravo “people are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs” #
  • Arizona! #
  • Stopped for the night in Flagstaff, AZ. It’s unseasonably cold right now. #
  • Back on the road. #
  • Travelled down historic route 66 for a bit, now back on I40. Stopped at a rest stop off exit 28. #
  • California! #
  • Made it to Paso Robles. (Finally). Road trip ends. #
  • Billy Mays is dead!? #
  • I go to toss Cat the car keys, she sneezes while they’re in midair, they hit her in the shoulder. Awesome. #
  • Dropping Jack off to be groomed and swinging over to the new place. #
  • Cat is officially better at Wii sports than I am. #
  • Watching deer run around on the golf course. Jack thinks he can attack them. #
  • RT @trent_reznor My thoughts on what to do if you’re a new / unknown artist in this climate: http://tinyurl.com/mf9a8y [url to Trent's link] #
  • Chillin’ at the beach. #
  • Watching Cat go through security at SJC. #
  • 87 octane’s $3.70/gal in King City. Bah. #
  • Three days later, the school I pass on the way to post still says “new student oreantition”. Yes, ‘oreantition’ #
  • Braking hard on the 101, chick in the new beetle 4 cars back slid up the shoulder a little sideways. Maybe she’ll pay attention more now. #
  • On my way to pick up Cat from the airport. #
  • Can’t sleep at all for some reason.. and it’s just about the time when I usually have to wake up. #
  • Cruising down the 5, headed for L.A. #
  • Why must there be atleast two people who can’t shoot anything? And I mean 10 out of 40. Pathetic. #
  • New quote from my squad leader: “SGT Arthaud! Your mother… is an antelope.” “What?” “You heard me.” #
  • So this is the first time it’s rained since I’ve been in Cali. And it’s only drizzling, but still seems incredibly odd. #
  • On my way to site; get to teach some new soldiers about properly maintaining the m203 and m9. #
  • Walking into Target, woman with hand over her face on the phone: “They found her body? *small sobs*” #
  • Bodyboarding was awesome this morning, though it was a bit choppier than we would’ve liked. #
  • Attempting to watch Star Wars 1-6. #
  • How about a nice game of strip global thermonuclear war? #xkcd #
  • RT @4chan Verizon Wireless is filtering HTTP traffic to/from boards.4chan.org (all image boards). More at: http://status.4chan.org. Please #
  • I somehow find myself wearing a tie at my own dinner table. #
  • Totally spoiled. http://twitgoo.com/ftlye #

out.


tweets for 2008-12-23


tweets for 2008-12-22


musings from 2008-12-14


tweets for 2008-11-19


tweets for 2008-11-16

  • @trebbat Sorry, man.. I was at work. #
  • @commanderklank Found a place where you can hire midgets for special events.. you should run it past Miranda. ;] #
  • @commanderklank Well, not specifically that would probably cost extra. #

tweets for 2008-11-14

  • @commanderklank Just realized how that could have been misconstrued. Earlier, I was /donating/ blood (plasma). The bike just melted itself. #
  • @commanderklank Thanks. I’m not sure yet. If I can find a parts bike, fix it. #
  • @commanderklank Otherwise, parting it out. #

tweets for 2008-11-13

  • Bleeding into a machine again. Also, the bike’s pretty much shot. Yay. #

tweets for 2008-11-12

  • @altenderfer @trebbat Gears? #
  • @altenderfer yeah, horde. Mid- level 19 with guys from work. #
  • @altenderfer yup. #

tweets for 2008-11-11

  • @stevowitz Owe money? Like, to cosa nostra? #

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