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Judge me if you want, we're all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

tweets for 2008-05-30

  • “I didn’t realize that it was so dark at night” -Cat #
  • Quad grande white mocha, I missed you so. #

tweets for 2008-05-29

  • Yay, smart car. #

tweets for 2008-05-23

  • What is it about old vans that makes you feel all piratey? #

tweets for 2008-05-17

  • Neighbor kid ran into the S4 rollerblading and scratched it; he rang the doorbell to tell me. At least some parents still teach integrity. #

tweets for 2008-05-14

  • So.. Death Cab has a new album. My happiness exceeds mere words, sir. #
  • So.. Death Cab has a new album. My happiness exceeds mere words, sir. #
  • So.. Death Cab has a new album. My happiness exceeds mere words, sir. #

tweets for 2008-05-11

  • Slept out on a raft in the middle of the lake. It’s so beautiful out here. #

tweets for 2008-05-10

  • It /would/ take eight guys to make a bottle of syrup explode in the microwave. #

tweets for 2008-05-07

  • @cannonsky Your favorite love song probably /was/ written about a sandwich. #

tweets for 2008-05-05

  • Michelle’s snuggled up with her new friend (unnamed.. SSG Pierce’s M16A2), muzzle down, rolling out to FIG. iPod cranked, of course. Go Army #
  • Just passed a car with PA plates that said (I kid you not) "cow lovr". W..T..F.. #
  • There’s nothing cooler than firing a rifle while wearing a gas mask that still has traces or CS in it. Headed home finally. :] #

tweets for 2008-05-04

  • So my "Streetracing is not a crime" Teckademics sticker now has two state troopers thumbprints on it. Comments on sticker: 2 Tickets: 0 #

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