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• @stevowitz Jello wrestling, bands and VIP at a couple bars. What’s up, @altenderfer ? #
• @stevowitz again, I call bullshit. #
• And pulled over.. 105 in a 65 and rana a stop sign. Poor Jonesy. $550 for the speed and $90 for the sign. #
• @stevowitz You survive the night, man? #
• @trebbat @altenderfer I still need proof that stevo is even alive. Claiming to have been with chicks makes me think hard drug overdose. ;] #

• @trebbat To be fair, that’s like those two /without/ the whole timestamp thing. #
• Finally off work. Yay, weekend. #
• @stevowitz I call bullshit. #

• @cannonsky punch them in the choad. #
• @stevowitz Haha, Wertz was cool, though. And how’d you knock your arm out of place? #

• @stevowitz It’s pretty spartan, really. #
• @stevowitz ha, awesome. #
• @stevowitz Whoops. Missed a block of php. Try again. Should be good now. #
• @stevowitz You should be good to go now. And yeah, ftp and google apps. Want an @toasterlizard.net account? #
• @stevowitz Yeah, I haven’t ferreted out all the bad tag references in the php.. Let me know when you see them. #
• New word for the day courtesy of Cat – ‘pussylint’ #
• Playing beer pong at Fitz’s. Way less gay then drunken bowling. #

“I don’t own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say ‘Mitch,’ and I say ‘what?’ and turn my head slightly.”
  – Mitch Hedberg

• @altenderfer Nah.. The problem with that is eventually, someone’s going to call your bluff and force you to pull the trigger. #
• @altenderfer So the saga continues? #
• Just enjoying another cup of tea. #
• @altenderfer How goes the lawyering? #
• Jack decided he needed to dig out of the backyard, then sit on the front steps and bark. Stupid dog. #
• @stevowitz Eval new site template for me? #

this is what it looks like when I have time off:

Here’s an old picture:

That’s me, defending your freedom. :]