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tweets for 2008-10-29

@stevowitz Won’t that make your mum sad, having some random chick cleaning your room instead of her? #

tweets for 2008-10-28

@commanderklank Had my phone on silent all night, and when I checked it this morning, I was already up and wearing an AFS shirt. Kinda funny #
@commanderklank And, I appreciate the gesture, but the bike shop here’s looking at it. Something in the charging circuits made it /melt/. =\ #
@commanderklank alrighty, thanks man. #
Just passed a minivan with a handicapped plate that reads “OL GOAT”. Heh. #

tweets for 2008-10-27

Good news/bad news. The S4’s back up.. The bike has a toasted regulator… at least. =\ #

tweets for 2008-10-26

All I wanted to do was change my plugs. Why must you snap and make the car undrivable, coolant resevoir tube coupler? You’re a 3 cent part. #
@commanderklank yeah, well.. Now my bike’s sitting dead at pepboys with no electrical whatsoever. One of those days, I guess. #

tweets for 2008-10-23

@altenderfer Out for two hours today.. rode 40 miles to work earlier this week when it was 20 degrees. still like it; cold as shit though. ; #

tweets for 2008-10-22

@commanderklank That’s just coke, man. I labelled the baggie like that as a joke. #
@commanderklank the level of ridiculous that I am imagining knows no bounds, sir! #
@commanderklank both? I’ve been drinking for a while and now have irish coffee. #
@commanderklank I think so. #
@commanderklank ooo, what car? #
@commanderklank So sticking with a Sentra? Do you know what model, yet? #
@altenderfer Hey, you never got a bike, did you? #

tweets for 2008-10-21

@altenderfer Bwaha, it’s been after midnight for 48 minutes here. #
@altenderfer Well, for the obvious reason; I’m the worst gamer ever. I think my xbox live account shows me last logged in some 190 days ago. #
@altenderfer Yes, but that was before real life, misery, and whiskey… Seriously, though. I dunno; I just find it hard to get into it now. #
@altenderfer Yeah, that’s true. We still have to play that online sometime. #

tweets for 2008-10-20

Hmm.. Clutching with numb hands is a little difficult. Stupid winter. #

tweets for 2008-10-15

@cannonsky probably because the person behind him is texting whilst driving. #

tweets for 2008-10-14

@stevowitz So how’d the random testing go? #
@stevowitz I suppose that’s good. #
If the speedometer goes out on your bike, pull over. It might have snapped the threads off the back of the speedo and started dragging a … #
@commanderklank Eww. #

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