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Judge me if you want, we're all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

tweets for 2008-10-13

@trebbat Why do you say that? #
@trebbat that sucks. #

tweets for 2008-10-12

Yes, middle-aged lady in an aveo, there -is- a motorcycle occupying the lane you just tried to change into. (a few minutes ago, obviously.) #

tweets for 2008-10-11

@cannonsky Aww. I’m sorry. #

tweets for 2008-10-10

@commanderklank that’s awesome. What now? #

tweets for 2008-10-09

@altenderfer RE5? I thought they were on like 48 by now. #
@commanderklank When’s that happening again? #
@commanderklank Sue them! :] #
Really? “The best of the joy of painting”? I will /never/ be bored enough to consider watching that. #

tweets for 2008-10-08

“If your stressed, it’s quite good to have a ninja by your side” – some awesome song from the Wasted soundtrack. #
Err.. “You’re”, rather. #

tweets for 2008-10-07

These rides down the interstate aren’t getting any warmer. Stupid weather. #

tweets for 2008-10-06

@stevowitz Thanks. Took me forever to tweak it. #
@stevowitz drama? #
@stevowitz What? Like, /dry/ dry? #

tweets for 2008-10-05

“We could get /lost/ in this field of corn dogs” – twelve ounce mouse #
@cannonsky fourth time in like two months. #
@cannonsky We’re on the way. Also, I have no headlight on my bike.. So hafta fix that afterwards. #

tweets for 2008-10-04

@stevowitz change this! *grabs nuts* #
@stevowitz also, you sound like Obama. You’ve mentioned enough change to open a coinstar. #
@stevowitz As a third point, I’m really drunk. Please move here? #
@commanderklank What? Storytime? #

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