lizards on toast :: quotes

If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. ~Dennis Roth

I’m the one that has to die when it’s my time to die, so let me live my life the way I want. – Jimi Hendrix.

Judge me if you want, we’re all going to die. I intend to deserve it. – Unknown

Don’t try to race sheep, Don’t try to herd race horses

‘Life is like photography, you develop from the negative’

‘When life gives you lemons.. just say.. ‘Fuck the lemons,’ and bail.’
-Paul Rudd – “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”

‘Der Worte sind genug gewechselt, lasst mich auch endlich Taten sehn!’
-Goethe

‘Giraffes are like the minority of plush creatures.’
-Catherine Kaniski

‘Specialist Hopper, Specialist Arthaud: Under no circumstances will you build any type of medieval siege weapon on the operations floor. For any reason, at any time, out of any material. I’m being serious here. The answer is no.’
-SGT Denton

‘Oh.. there’s the opening. I totally thought we were going to have to jump through the shrubbery.’
-Catherine Kaniski

‘I will replace your lowfat milk with slightly higher fat milk, and expose you to the risk of future heart disease.’
-khross

‘Ok, so I just like spanking myself then.’
-Katie Patton

‘I might be able to ratchetify some things, but they wouldn’t neccesarily be the things that need ratchetifying.’
-Catherine Kaniski, explaining why leaving a set of tools in her trunk wouldn’t neccesarily help in the event of a breakdown.

‘A dime dropped is money well spent’
- CSM David Lady, speaking at his retirement dinner.

‘We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.’
- Albert Einstein

‘Only the dead have seen the end of war’
- Plato